[College] Joke of the Day

1st joke...

While we was inside Alex's car on the way to breakfast in the morning...

Sg asking Tom..
Sg : Hey tom, you always go to gym? how much you pay ar?
Tom : er...I pay..ar..(figuring)
Sg : nvm, how many times u go per week ar?
Tom : er...I go..ar...(calculating)
Sg : forget it, what you doing over there ar? what did u play?
Tom : er...I play wat..ar....(thinking)

Wil sit beside Sg and say
Wil : Hey Tom! y you keep repeating the question ar? how much ar? play wat ar? i go ar? LOL

I sit beside beside Tom and laugh the crap out of me LOL..then Sg laughing and ask him again

Sg : Hey, later what u eat ar? u gonna answer like er..eat wat ar...? LOL

Tom himself feels funny about it too LoL..

2nd joke...

While we was having Electrical Machine class...

The Lecturer was teaching something about Power and so...

but then suddenly he talks something out of topic..

Lecturer : Do you know we need to drink hot waters at 4pm to 6pm everyday?
Sg asked him..
Sg : Sir, Why ar?

Lecturer : Because that's hows our internal organ is build of, they required it.
Everyone in class got stunned for few sec and laugh about it LOL..

Then after he mention something much about water and Sg asked again..

Sg : Sir, what water you drinking ar? isn't that mineral water? (pointing at the lecturer's bottle)

Lecturer : No, it's not (stop for 3 secs).. This is drinking water.

Everyone in class got stunned and laugh again Rofl!!

There're more jokes about today..but i forgot most of it...@@
It's funny and interesting to have jokes like this everyday xDD